Somebody is taking the piss

Ok, so we've had IRC, IM and LJ. Last night's dream was about... Puzzle Donkey. I dread to think what's coming tonight.

Bloody telephones

I think I'm going to have to take this number ex-directory. Apparently I've just won a luxury 7 night holiday and all I need to do is provide some bloke I don't know with all the details that, let's see, anyone compiling a mailing list might want. Nice try...

I should've stayed on the line and got creative in retrospect, but never mind.