Mmm...

Life looks so much better through the fish-eye lens of slightly too much beer. If I've pissed any of you off in the last couple of days, I apologise. My brain is a fickle thing, easily affected by chemicals, whether home-grown or imported. I won't promise not to do it again, because it occurs to me that I've done that rather too many times already. Instead, I shall only say that you have my permission to tell me to fuck off and grow up next time I do it. My life really isn't so bad. It's a little lonely at times, but it could be far worse. If I could keep my rampaging envy in check, I suspect I'd be doing fine.

Thanks, guys. I know I can be a tit at times. Thanks for letting me get away with it.

Music Meme

Turn on your MP* player, put it on shuffle, post the first 10 songs that it plays. Optional: Include a lyric fragment.

Dido - Life For Rent "Well I deserve nothing more than I get, cos nothing I have is truly mine"
Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want "She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means" (what the hell does that mean?)
Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me "I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none"
A - Nothing "And nothing's what you've got when you ain't got no-one, no-one. You could have had the lot"
Something Corporate - Punk Rock Princess "You can tell me how you just don't fit in, and how you're gonna be something"
The Calling - Wherever You Will Go "If I could, then I would, I'll go wherever you will go"
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag "Oh, how she rocks, in keds and tube socks, but she doesn't know who I am"
Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott - Hero "Now that the world isn't ending, it's love that I'm sending to you. It isn't the love of a hero and that's why I fear it won't do"
Blink 182 - The Rock Show "I'll never forget tonight (the girl at the rock show)"
REM - Nightswimming "Nightswimming deserves a quiet night, I'm not sure all these people understand"

Erm. I suspect that says rather scary things about me. Note to self: Need to find *happy* songs...

Please forgive me...

I caved. I searched the interweb, and found this. I have ordered it, and will be poisoning minds as soon as can reasonably be arranged.

I'm a bad, bad man... :(

Cowardly, cowardly custard

I am a great big fraidy womble.

That is all.

:(