Oh bugger.

Apparently extreme and debilitating randiness is infectious. I shan't say any more, except that the first thought to cross my mind on waking this morning was "Oh my! What am I going to do with this?", followed by some extremely colourful suggestions from somewhere in the dark recesses of my brain. I'm fairly certain a few of them aren't even physically possible.

*sigh*

Firsts and lasts.

( Nicked from Pickwick )

Work ethic

I need one of these. Where the hell do they come from? I see people all the time who look like they genuinely care about what they do for a living. How do they do it? It's all I can do to get out of bed of a morning! And I can envisage circumstances where even that wouldn't happen (I missed out on large parts of my university education for this reason. There was someone else in the bed, it was warm, what on earth would I want to get up for?). So, how do you go about getting a work ethic, and how do you deal with the fact that, once you have one, you'll have significantly less time to bugger about? I've thought about uninstalling semagic, MSN and mIRC in the hope that, being unable to do much else, I'll resort to work, but something tells me I'd just sit around twiddling my thumbs anyway. Idleness is just too damned seductive.

Anyone have 5000 quid?

http://www.regtransfers.co.uk/main/OrderRegMark/orderregmark.asp?regno=B19%20BAD®price=4995&index=0

Hmmm....

I'm waiting on an email from a customer, but all I keep getting are job ads. Maybe it's an omen...

Heh.

Cunning. Through use of many of life's faculties,
you've managed to suceed greatly. It may not
seem so to many, but isn't the the point most
times? It's only a matter of knowing more then
the others, right? I'm scared of people like
you, but in the same time, admire the ability
to see more then just the big picture; you see
yourself in it every time. You survived the end
by knowing who to knock down so you got that
last spot in the bunker... nicely done.


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