How did I know that was coming...

You are Fascist

What: Fascism

Where: At the distant bottom-right of the politcal spectrum

How: Fascism supports total civil opression, particularly for minorities, who were prosecuted. However, it does open up to a free market. It has been attempted and failed in countries including Italy, and socialist version of it called Nazism was tried in Germany.

What political extremity are you?

For the record, I'm not a fascist, but I'm certainly not a socialist...

Punk kids really piss me off

Just been to get cigs from the petrol station. Had an encounter with a youf. He was Scottish, peculiarly for these parts, not that it matters.

Him: Nice coat, mate (they always fixate on the coat...), got any guns under there?
Me: Nope.
Him: Gonna show us some kung fu then?
Me: Nope
Him: Ah, g'wan. Bah, bet I could kick yer arse fer ye. (puts up dukes)
Me: (evenly, and looking him up and down) You could try...
Loooong pause...
Him: (paling visibly) Er, right y'are, mate... Um, I'm done here, on y'go...

The girls with him (both 15ish) wandered off, leaving him trailing in their wake.

Tch, kids...