Here we go again

Once more I have been buggered about by our nation's fine delivery men. This time it was Parceline, who won't even allow you to specify an alternative address to send it to. Will someone please tell me how the hell I'm supposed to be around to collect packages when a) I work 9-5:30, b) I can't stipulate a delivery address other than the one my credit card is registered to and c) every damn courier in the British Isles refuses to deliver outside office hours, and frequently won't even give you a hint as to when they're likely to call?

You know, if I wasn't a fundamentally lazy person, I'd start my own courier service, and I'd damn well deliver when the fucking customer is going to be in!