Playing with young minds

I think this is more or less how the conversation happened. I'm actually quite pleased I'm not normal, is that wrong?

Sue: How did you get that scar?
Me: (deadpan) Knife fight.
Sue: Really?
Me: Nope
Sue: *sigh* Sometimes I wish I had normal parents...

Apparently her friends now think I'm "weird"... cool.

incidentally, if you lot could send some hugs Liviwards it would be appreciated. My little flower is having a bad day.

Little Albanian chap

I got a letter today. It had an interesting postmark. It came from a little boy in Albania I'm sponsoring through World Vision. It's really cute. His handwriting is better than mine (the translator's is *not*). I think I need to write back. What do I say? It's his birthday soon, World Vision sent me a crappy card to send him. I think a proper one would be better. Anyway, what do you think, guys? What do I write?