Rules for developers

We decided we needed some rules to code by, to prevent insanity and possibly homicide. This is my first attempt:

1. Thou shalt not break the build and fuck recklessly off.

2. Thou shalt not fail to catch thy tries.

3. Thou shalt spell check thy code, for spelling a word correctly and having the compiler complain is annoying, bad and wrong.

4. Thou shalt write comprehensive and sensible method, property and class names and know the difference between them.

5. Thou shalt not plot to murder thy colleagues, even if they deserve it.

6. Thou shalt not try new things just because they are cool. Cool and obsolete is still obsolete.

There will be more...