Hmmm...

[orinoco77]

Having been in need of a pair of decent sunglasses for ages, I recently bought a pair of pince-nez ones (the kind that sort of clamp on to your nose and don't have arms) because I thought they looked pretty cool. I now realise why Laurence Fishburne's expression never changes in the Matrix movies. He's not trying to look cool and enigmatic, he's just trying to make sure his shades don't fall off!

"If you take the red pill... oh bugger! Where've they gone now? Hang on a sec, Keanu, specs emergency, mate. Anyone got any blu-tak? No? Chewing gum?"

Comments

[novawildstar.livejournal.com]

What happens if you sneeze? Do they blow off and fly across the room? Becareful if your wearing them in a pub it cause a nasty fight

[soubrette.livejournal.com]

's wot you get for being a slave to coolness ;-)

[orinoco77.livejournal.com]

It's a fair cop, guv. I'm beginning to suspect that my face might be lopsided.

[novawildstar.livejournal.com]

Oh dear I just read my post from before, did it make any sense to anyone but me? This is what happens when you don't proof-read things before you click post!

[orinoco77.livejournal.com]

It made a kind of sense. You Americans do butcher the language so ;P

[novawildstar.livejournal.com]

Well yeah I suppose we do but you guys started it!