Buggrit. Lyrics quiz time

[orinoco77]

I'm getting naff all done here, so I may as well spend my time profitably by challenging you lot with a lyrics quiz. I want the artist, the song and the next line, if you please:

1. I'll be the water when you get thirsty, baby.
2. Grandfather watches the grandfather clock.
3. I might be a little young, but, honey, I ain't naïve.
4. Paper or plastic, don't matter, she'll have it.
5. What would you do if my heart was torn in two?
6. An old man said to me, "Won't see another one".
7. Everything that's serious lasts.
8. Your body moves just like the crack of a whip
9. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between
10. Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling

Ok, so they're piss easy, but they filled 30 extremely boring minutes.

Comments

[isihac.livejournal.com]

4) Boys and Girls, Good Charlotte, "Vacations and shopping sprees"

5) More than Words, Extreme, "More than words to show you feel"

9) Bitch, Meredith Brooks, "You know you wouldn't want it any other way"

I think I can spot a Bon Jovi, but can't get closer than that.

[random-c.livejournal.com]

1) I'll be there for you, Bon Jovi.
2) Somebody to Shove, Soul Assylum
3) Guns'n'Roses but I can't remember the track name.
4) No idea
5) More than Words, Extreme
6) No idea
7) She drives me crazy, FYC
8) No idea
9) Bitch, Meredith Brooks
10) The Lion Sleeps Tonight. I can't for the life of me remember who it was though.

[isihac.livejournal.com]

10) The Lion Sleeps Tonight. I can't for the life of me remember who it was though.

Oh dear, wasn't that a model hired in the Milli Vanilli tradition and named "Tight Fit" somewhere around 1982?

[orinoco77.livejournal.com]

The song has been around for yonks, and been recorded numerous times by different people, but the version I was playing was indeed by Tight Fit.

[orinoco77.livejournal.com]

Also, I can't believe neither of you got 6.

[isihac.livejournal.com]

I'm crap at these things. Must have been a momentary flash of inspiration that let me guess as many as I did.

And yes, I expect to be kicking myself shortly over some of them.

*muttermumbledidn'tgetfineyoungcannibalsmuttermumble*

[isihac.livejournal.com]

Many versions of it and yet you admitted to playing that one...

[orinoco77.livejournal.com]

I have a fondness for cheese, what more can I say?

[orinoco77.livejournal.com]

Very good, but where are the next lines, eh? Tch, can't get the staff...

[dave-t-lurker.livejournal.com]

Erk. I need more cheese in my listening diet. I had to google to get more than two of those.