Things I have learned today...

1. It is possible to obtain the exact same level of insurance on a Rover 214 and pay between £370 and £620 for it.

2. Handymen are far easier to contact from 9-5.

3. Lots of people use the Somerfield car park just to have somewhere to park their car while they bugger off elsewhere.

4. Fixodent glues fangs on a treat, but makes a hell of a mess if you put too much on.

5. New brake pads cost approximately £120

6. It's impossible to sing anything with S's in it while pretending to be a vampire.