A little mouse with clogs on.

A true conversation from our office:

Boss: Be quiet, you noisy git
Cow-orker: I'm quiet as a mouse, me!
Boss: Aye, a little mouse with clogs on.
Me: Where?
Boss: There, on the chair.
Me: Where on the chair?
Boss: Right there!
All: *helpless laughter*

I work with lunatics.

Pome

I couldn't resist doing this, after a reply I made to sloopjonb. It's quite long.

( The ballad of Eric the half a bee )

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Someone come chat to me in #zx, I'm bored and I've finished my pome. I have a creative void :(

:)

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Quickest handover ever

29 minutes from starting the project to finishing it. Not bad considering the client was quoted a day at £500 :)

Makes me wonder what I could actually do if I put my mind to it :)

Hmmm...

An old friend with somewhat fairweather tendencies has just sent me an email. Is it overly cynical that the first thing I thought was "Hmmm... what does she want?"

Denise, where are you?

Ok, so what happened? I give you a code and what do you do with it? Eh? Tch!

I think I've burned too much incense. My eyes are starting to complain, wetly. I do like the smell though.

Ho hum. Time for bed.