A little mouse with clogs on.

[orinoco77]

A true conversation from our office:

Boss: Be quiet, you noisy git
Cow-orker: I'm quiet as a mouse, me!
Boss: Aye, a little mouse with clogs on.
Me: Where?
Boss: There, on the chair.
Me: Where on the chair?
Boss: Right there!
All: *helpless laughter*

I work with lunatics.

Comments

[isihac.livejournal.com]

Heh. Sounds like my lot. The accountant was wandering round singing christmas carols on Friday morning - by the afternoon he was in his boss's office and they were both singing opera. Mind you, this was after the other temps phone rang and we had a 15 minute debate involving the whole finance department as to what the hell it was trying to play.