Now that...

is what Valentine's Day is all about...

(I got a Bonsai tree!! It's ickle! It's a tree! It has a ickle mountain with it!). There was other stuff too, but I'm not going to tell you about that.

*splutter*

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This is so wrong, but it did make me choke on a cornish pasty, so that's good enough for me.