Another one from the madhouse

Me: I love this laptop, it’s great. It’s exactly what I wanted in a laptop.
Livi: (earnestly) Do you want to take it to bed?
Me: I don’t love it *that* much...

Now, I really didn’t have to supply the punchline, since Sue was quite obviously already thinking along the same lines, but the mortified squeak of realisation is worth it :)