A joke, via Trish

A man is driving down the road when he spots a priest, hitchhiking. Figuring he ought to do his good turn for the day he stopped to pick the churchman up.

As they headed off down the road, the man spotted a lawyer and instinctively swerved to hit him. Suddenly remembering the priest in the back he swerved back and just missed the lawyer. Oddly, although he was convinced he’d missed, he was sure he heard a thump as they passed. Not understanding where the noise had come from he checked his mirrors. Seeing nothing, he turned to the priest and said, “I’m sorry, father, I nearly hit that lawyer.”

“That’s ok,” replied the priest, “I got him with the door!”